Professor Quotes

Funny

Wont even Start

Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students… They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move… He said….. ‘If it is made by the students.. This wont even Start ‘…

Funny

Years vacation at home

Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Naughty

A beautiful girl goes

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . Books And Study

Funny

Commerce professor asks

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.