Marriage is like a bar of soap
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Flattery Cologne water
Flattery – Cologne water, to be smelled of but not swallowed!
Met a girl the other day
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
The University of Ilinois has hired
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
Get excited and enthusiastic about your own dream
Get excited and enthusiastic about your own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire you can smell it, taste it and see it from a mile away!
I always believe that to be the Best
I always believe that to be the Best, You have to smell like the Best, Dress like the Best, Act like the Best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw trash in the garbage can.
Gud Day
Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. Gud Day!