Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
A father said to his son: Be careful where you walk. The son responded: You be careful for remember that I follow your footsteps!
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
I am So Glad That God Gave Me a Son like You. I am So Proud to Have You as a Son. I See A Little More of Me in You with Each Passing Year. No Matter How Many Birthdays Come and Go, You will Always Be My Little Boy. Happy Birthday Son.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it