Student Quotes

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When I Was Studying in School Days

When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.

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Wont even Start

Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students… They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move… He said….. ‘If it is made by the students.. This wont even Start ‘…

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Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

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A boy of 1st class

A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.

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An engineering student to his sweeper

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.