Student Quotes

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Wont even Start

Wont even Start

Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students... They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move... He said..... 'If it is made by the students.. This wont even Start '...

Ladies first

Ladies first

Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field' Student : 'A cow and a bull is grazing in the field' Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

A boy of 1st class

A boy of 1st class

A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.