Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.
Teachers are pure water; Parents are holy water; Enemies are salt water; Lovers are hot water; Spouses are cold water; But friends are liquor bottle. They are always around, may it be happiness or sadness!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
While going through bad times in life and wondering where the God is, just remember; ‘Teacher Is Always Quiet During Tests’. Have a peaceful night!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Krishna was not a Hindu. Buddha was not a Buddhist. Jesus was not a Christian. Muhammad was not a Muslim. Guru Nanak was not a Sikh. They were all teachers who taught Love; and Love was their religion!