Thought of the day: Before marriage men love all the women on earth. And after marriage, one woman less!
Thought of the day: Behind every man is a woman, shaking her head!
A woman to her friend: The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!