You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus!
great friends are part of memories which time can never erase. when life is blessed with friend like you. your my greatest memory!
Here’s a toast to our friendship: One soul in two bodies!
As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.