God created ME to be your friend
God created ME to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest because he knows I am well one of the Best. AHEM!! Do not argue with God now!
On your birthday, I send you dozens of good wishes with a bucket of love and a bag full of happy memories. A very Happy Birthday to you!
If a statue in the park of a person
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Stop me if you have heard this one
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!