A father said to his son: Be careful where you walk.
The son responded: You be careful for remember that I follow your footsteps!
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
I Did not Forget Your Birthday, I am Just Fashionably Late. I am So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday, I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day. I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday, But I Did not Forget About You! I Did not Forget About Your Birthday; I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
Hug someone you love and tell how much you care because When they are gone no matter how loud you shout and cry they won’t hear you anymore.
Haven’t I seen your face before – on a police poster? Look who’s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.