To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid!
Nice Kiss is on Head. Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks. Passionate Kiss is on Lips. Romantic Kiss is on Neck and Seriously Hottest Kiss is on? IRON’ Try it now. Mmmmuah
You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
A woman to her friend: The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!