A little kid asks his Dad

A little kid asks his Dad, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ' 'No idea, ' replied the Father, 'I am still paying for it... '

Tell The World To Stop

Tell The World To Stop Turning Tell The Sky Not To Be Blue Tell The Rain To Stop Falling But Do not Tell Me To Stop Missing You

I might look calm

I might look calm, but in my head I have killed you a number of times.