Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women”s husbands.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you had be worth if you lost all your money!
WANTED TO SAY IT WITH A BUNCH OF FLOWERS A CARD WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!
He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.