Problem is like Moon

Problem is like Moon:
It may increase one day;
Decrease on some other day;
And still another day, it might not be seen!
So no point, worrying!

Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. . . . Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.

A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!