Suggestion to all girls

Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!

As The Candles Get Added

As The Candles Get Added To Your Cake I will Be Looking Forward To Adding Many More Years To Our Friendship! Happy Birthday To You.

Love is the fart Of every

Love is the fart Of every heart. For when held in, Doth pain thy host. But when let out, Pains others most.

Pleasant day

Yesterday is for Memories; Tomorrow is an Imagination; But today is a Real Gift; Have a pleasant day!