A true friend

A true friend is someone Who never gets tired of listening To your pointless dramas Over and over again.

Why blame anyone in life

Why blame anyone in life, when: Good people give happiness; Bad people give experience; Worst people give a lesson; And best people give memories!

The University of Ilinois has hired

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.