Brain is the Most outstanding organ

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Why do birds fall from the sky every time you walk by?
Life is like a camera focus on what’s important capture the good times develop from the negatives; and if things don’t work out take another shot!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!