Husband Quotes


Repeat it please

Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?


Prospective husband

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’ Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


Wait a minute and I will put it on

Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.


A husband was stung by a bee

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.


Wife to maid

Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.


The young wife

The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!


Let’s go to the Zoo

Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!