Newly married husband
Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me. Wife: Of course. I did not want to make a scene!
The definition of a perfect Wife
The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…
Repeat it please
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Prospective husband
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’ Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Wait a minute and I will put it on
Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
A husband was stung by a bee
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Wife to maid
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
The young wife
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
Idea I will see you on Monday
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Stop me if you have heard this one
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!