The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’ Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!