Wife: You need to learn to focus.
Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother.
Wife: I was talking to you.
Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.