The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers to. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.
Days are going very slow and I feel Useless.. Nights are going Sleepless... Ohhh God... Am I in Love??? God says... IDIOT! You are a Desktop Engineer!
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?