Thought of long life will never come
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
If you want me in your life, put me there. I should not be fighting for a spot.
Teachers are pure water; Parents are holy water; Enemies are salt water; Lovers are hot water; Spouses are cold water; But friends are liquor bottle. They are always around, may it be happiness or sadness!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?