I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
May be if we start telling people that Brain is an APP, they will probably start using it!
Wedding Cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not!
If a person always gets your humour, it either means they are your soulmate or they are on the same drugs as you!
Conscience – The voice that tells you not to do something after you have done it!
Radio is so much better then TV. At least, you are not disrupted from staring at your phone!
It’s really strange: People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
What is special in Love? Nothing special. It has two vowels, two consonants and two fools!