I used to be addicted to soap

Thought of the day: Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down!
Flattery – Cologne water, to be smelled of but not swallowed!
I don’t need anger management, other people just need to be less stupid!
I badly need a vacation, someone… please kidnap me!
What is special in Love? Nothing special. It has two vowels, two consonants and two fools!
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends…