I used to be addicted to soap

Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you. But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!
You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
It’s really strange: People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Flattery – Cologne water, to be smelled of but not swallowed!