I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!
Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!
Love at first sight rarely exists in today’s world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!