I used to be addicted to soap

Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!
I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!
Love at first sight rarely exists in today’s world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time!
Nobody is interested in your sorrow, unless you can make a joke or a poem out of it!