The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… it’s really a pity that I do not love animals!
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!
I am not saying I hate you. I am just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
I hate two-faced people because it’s harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
After meeting you, I have decided I am in favour of abortion!