It sounds like bullshit
I am sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit!
Some people leave a mark
Some people leave a mark on this world. You will probably leave a stain!
The day I get my driving license
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
Let it be very clear
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
I do not have a short temper
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
Pity that I do not love animals
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… it’s really a pity that I do not love animals!
Cards and i am mising the JOKER
Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!
I am not saying I hate
I am not saying I hate you. I am just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.
Your face is like a cloud
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
A pretty girl can kiss
A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!