I am not saying I hate

I am not saying I hate you. I am just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

I am not saying I hate
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In the morning I do not eat

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

An engineering student to his sweeper

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.