I am not saying I hate

I am not saying I hate you. I am just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

A pretty girl can kiss

A pretty girl can kiss a guy; A bird can kiss a butterfly; The rising sun can kiss the grass; But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!

Missing You

Happens when I miss you

In the morning, I missed breakfast; While going to office, I missed the bus; In the office, I missed the deadline; While at home, I missed my favourite TV show; This is what happens when I miss you!

Insult

Pool has water in next time

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Inspirational

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.