I am not saying I hate

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’ – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
I love everybody. Some I love to be around; Some I love to avoid; And others I would love to punch in the face!
Look who”s talking – I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’