I heard that you went to the haunted

I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers!
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you can not stop it, you must laugh at it; And if you can not laugh at it, you probably deserve it!
You started at the bottom… and it’s been downhill ever since!
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Can i Have a pictures of yours? . . . . . . Actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby. collecting photography of ‘Natural Disaster’
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?