I heard that you went to the haunted

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with you since you are unarmed!
I had love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
The day I get my driving license is the day you ‘accidentally’ get hit by a car.
It usually takes five years for a tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree!
This is not fair, How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole channel on your name and didn’t tell even me? Animal Planet!