New Generations Way

A 5 year old boy asked his friend. What is friendship? He replied: Friendship is when you rob my chocolate every day from my bag. I still keep it in same place.
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!
I hate two-faced people because it’s harder for me to decide as to which side to slap first.
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at!
Most people have 5 senses. But you are blessed with 6 senses. And that extra sense is . . . . . NON-SENSE!