Wife Running After A Garbage

On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
You are the bone of my bones Who I love for my wife. The flesh of my flesh And my partner in life.
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I am just happy that cows can’t fly!
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!