Once a year I will change it

Relationships and Friendships are not exams… so why cheat!!
Give your absence to your loved ones to make them miss you so much. But don’t make it it a habit because they will learn to live without you!
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
I wish people would be honest and say… ‘Hey.. ! I am coming into Your Life but I have No Intentions of Staying Long, So don’t Get To Attached’.. !
A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!
I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!