Wife Quotes


In response to a classified Ad

In response to a classified Ad: ‘ Wife wanted’, a man received thousands of responses saying, ‘You can have mine. ‘


Gifted talent of finding them

In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!


Notice where I scraped off the ‘S’

For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!


Dear Married People

Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!


A husband was stung by a bee

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.


Wife to maid

Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.


Women live a better

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!