In response to a classified Ad: ‘ Wife wanted’, a man received thousands of responses saying, ‘You can have mine. ‘
The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…
You are the bone of my bones Who I love for my wife. The flesh of my flesh And my partner in life.
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!