Newly married husband
Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me. Wife: Of course. I did not want to make a scene!
The definition of a perfect Wife
The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…
Partner in life
You are the bone of my bones Who I love for my wife. The flesh of my flesh And my partner in life.
Gifted talent of finding them
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
Notice where I scraped off the ‘S’
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
Wait a minute and I will put it on
Wife: I have bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived. Husband: I am curious to see it. Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
Dear Married People
Dear Married People, Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that’s how difficult it is!
A husband was stung by a bee
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
Wife to maid
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
Women live a better
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!