On her birthday and our anniversary, I also want to share on FB that my wife is best wife in the world. But I need some experience to make such an announcement. So for that, more wives are needed otherwise it would be hollow statement bereft of facts!
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays. Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!
Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
Wife: Where have you been so late? Husband: Stop me if you have heard this one!
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Wife: Shall I prepare ‘Sambhar’ or ‘Rasam’ today? Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
A Wife’s Reminder: I trust you… but remember – ‘My trust and your bones will break simultaneously’!