Idea I will see you on Monday

A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, do not come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
I requested the moon to set early, i requested the sun to rise early and requested the god to make your day healthy. good morning
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
A specially warm wish for the kind of day in which only the best things keep coming your way. Happy Birthday and Happiness always.