Idea I will see you on Monday

The breeze has awakened the earth, And sun has colored our world, The birds have added melody, I hope I am not late to wish, ‘Good morning’
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Truth of life – Mother’s tears hit your heart and wife’s tears hit your pocket.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
A specially warm wish for the kind of day in which only the best things keep coming your way. Happy Birthday and Happiness always.
The breeze has awakened the earth, And sun has colored our world, The birds have added melody, I hope I am not late to wish, ‘Good morning’
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.
Truth of life – Mother’s tears hit your heart and wife’s tears hit your pocket.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!
A specially warm wish for the kind of day in which only the best things keep coming your way. Happy Birthday and Happiness always.
The breeze has awakened the earth, And sun has colored our world, The birds have added melody, I hope I am not late to wish, ‘Good morning’
A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.