Funny Quotes

Funny

It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that weuse to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Funny

Actually i did not do my homework

Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!

Funny

Height of Unemployment Board

Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company’BEGGARS WITH PLATE and FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!! ‘

Funny

The worst way to locate

The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!

Funny

There was a fisher

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Funny

I cannot bear to see

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘