Funny Quotes

It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that weuse to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Actually i did not do my homework

Actually i did not do my homework

Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!

There was a fisher

There was a fisher

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.

I cannot bear to see

I cannot bear to see

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘