Funny Quotes

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Usually grow up into cauliflowers

Thought of the day: When you meet your girl classmate after several years, you realize that flowers usually grow up into cauliflowers!

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A TOUCHING LUV STORY

A TOUCHING LUV STORY : A BOY AND A GIRL LOVED EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.. ONE DAY THEY WENT FOR A WALK.. THE BOY TOUCHED THE GIRL’S HAND AND IN RETURN THE GIRL TOUCHED THE BOYS HAND.

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It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that weuse to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

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Actually i did not do my homework

Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!

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Empty pockets never held

Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

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There was a fisher

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.