It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that weuse to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
Height of Unemployment Board in Frnt of a Reputed Software Company’BEGGARS WITH PLATE and FRESHERS WITH RESUME N0T ALLOWED!!! ‘
The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat’s felt.
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.
My phone’s low battery warning is the only warning I take it seriously!
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?