A man had I LOVE YOU tattooed

A man had ‘I LOVE YOU’ tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. ‘There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth’, she said.

Once a year I will change it

Wife: I am the book of your life. Husband: Yes exactly you are right. If you were a calendar of my life, then once a year I will change it.