There was a fisher

I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven’t seen any money in my wallet!
A boy of 1st class to her teacher. Do you like me? Miss. So sweet. Student: When should I sent my parents to your home? Miss. Why? Student: To talk about us. Miss: What are you saying? Student: For tuition.
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!
Let’s be honest with each other … we have both come here for the same reasons. Yes, you are right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don’t!