Husband wife are like liver

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
If People Winked In Real Life, As Much As They Do In Texts…. This World Would Be A Pretty Creepy Place ..
Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
Thought of the day: Nothing brings your neighbours close to your family, like a fight between you and your wife!
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