Husband wife are like liver

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Maths sir: What is a ‘line’? . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk.
Every Tear is a sign of.. Cutting Onions.. !! Every silence is a sign of.. Zero balance.. !! Every smile is a sign of.. Daily Brushing.. !! Life is so simple.. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations.. !!
In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card!
It’s a sin if you love another’s wife but a punishment if you have to love your own!