A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and you are in hot water!
I do not have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
I want to wish you a treasure Of happiness from the year gone by, And I want to give you a lasting reminder That you are very special to me And you always will be. Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday to you!
They say you can only fall in love once, but I know thats not true, because every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again..