A wife is essential to great
A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
Half of the problems in life
Half of the problems in life are because we act without thinking; And the rest half are because we keep on thinking without acting!
A man meets a genie
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.
The most important trip you may take in life
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
Half groceries in order to get other half cooked
Marriage: A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Where were you I have been waiting for almost
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!