Half Quotes

Relationship

A wife is essential to great

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.

Relationship

A man meets a genie

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I am half dead.