Wrestling is obviously fake

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

You know a girl just broke

You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes as her status!

18 year old boy

18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!