Hitler said funny

Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
You put the fun in together, The sad in apart, The hope in tomorrow, The joy in my heart.
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
When words are not enough…. To express your feelings…. Dont think you are in LOVE…. You just need to join… ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It’s amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!