Good girls loosen

Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it
He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!