A girl may not help you to get lot

Two Beautiful Tips To Stand Strong In Every Condition ‘Never Take Help Of Tears To Show Your Emotion’ And ‘Never Take Help Of Words To Show Your Anger’.. !
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Un twirling the twine that un twisteth between, He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine; Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine, He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you. Frog: Great.. ! But when & where? Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home