Different Phases of a man

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you are brave enough to ask that girl out!
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.