Toilet seat with your toothbrush

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam? bcoz it means… E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.