Toilet seat with your toothbrush

A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
My phone’s low battery warning is the only warning I take it seriously!
If Girl In Love Her Parents Ask: Who Is that Idiot? If Boy In Love His Parents Ask: Idiot, Who Is that Girl? wake up guys
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
My phone’s low battery warning is the only warning I take it seriously!
If Girl In Love Her Parents Ask: Who Is that Idiot? If Boy In Love His Parents Ask: Idiot, Who Is that Girl? wake up guys
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it