Toilet seat with your toothbrush

I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat together as one… forever. Good Night!
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
Even a big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole. Similarly, a little ANGER or EGO can drain all the nobility of a good heart!
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you are brave enough to ask that girl out!
Happy Happy Father’s Day Here’s A Little Song To Say ‘Happy, Happy Father’s Day’ No One’s Father Is So Sweet. Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat. Happy Happy Father’s Day; I Love You In A Big Way!!