Toilet seat with your toothbrush

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush

Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!

A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.

If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –

Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options!

Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.

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