Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –
A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.