Why are you eating there food

Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie, why can not I tie a tie like Kantai can tie a tie.
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
This is not fair, How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole channel on your name and didn’t tell even me? Animal Planet!
Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart hijacking my feeling and driving me crazy see you in court.. !