I can FIX my PASSPORT Size

Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?
If Girl In Love Her Parents Ask: Who Is that Idiot? If Boy In Love His Parents Ask: Idiot, Who Is that Girl? wake up guys
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.