I can FIX my PASSPORT Size

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp I Asked Him to Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!
I finally realize… people are prisoners of their phones – that’s why they are called cell phones!
Height of bravery for Girls. . . . . . Going out of Home without make-up!
When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings Dont Think That You Are In Love. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :