I can FIX my PASSPORT Size

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!