Teacher To Student

Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
Life is a bit difficult when you have lost something in life. At this time you need the great support of your friends, family. As it helps as a source of motivation to a lost person.
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam? bcoz it means… E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
There is a child inside each one of us in our life, who comes out in front of the person we are most comfortable with!
On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend, ‘Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ‘ Boy : ‘Ya sure, from landline or mobile? ‘.