Groucho Marx

Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes Love Letters Gifts Friendship Cards After Marriage: Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills List for Shopping Happy Unmarried Life
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’ Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Good morning texts; Kisses on the forehead; Long goodbyes and Tight hugs; Holding hands and long stares; Silence that is not awkward; And waking up beside you! This is all that I need!
He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying – Well, it’s the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
The Day You Came In My Life, I Felt You As My Best 0ne. I Judged You Not By Your Beauty or Tone, But Because I Felt You As My 0wn. Be With Me Forever.. !