Groucho Marx

Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes Love Letters Gifts Friendship Cards After Marriage: Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills List for Shopping Happy Unmarried Life
The worst relationship status on earth is ‘Being truly in love with someone ans still Single’…..
One of the true and nice saying: – ‘The most beautiful clothes that a woman can wear are the arms of the man who loves her.
You can live without the person who says ‘You are mine’; But you can never live without someone who says ‘I am yours’. May you be blessed with at least one such person in life!
In Earlier Time: Feelings Were Much More Important Than Words.. ! But Now A Days Words Have Great Importance Since People Do not Understand Feelings.. !
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.