Groucho Marx

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Relationships and Friendships are not exams… so why cheat!!
Because you are someone very special Brother, It’s so nice to have this chance To wish you the best of everything A whole year in advance Happy Birthday Day!!
Breakups are not always meant to make-up; Sometimes they happen to give you a chance to wake up!
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, But what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Relationships and Friendships are not exams… so why cheat!!
Because you are someone very special Brother, It’s so nice to have this chance To wish you the best of everything A whole year in advance Happy Birthday Day!!
Breakups are not always meant to make-up; Sometimes they happen to give you a chance to wake up!
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, But what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Relationships and Friendships are not exams… so why cheat!!