On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
A beautiful face will age and a perfect body will change; But an awesome person will always be an awesome person!
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!
There are 1, 013, 913 words in English but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair!