Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. ‘I will hear the oldest first, ‘ he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!
You were probably the only one crying when you were born – whereas everybody else was laughing at you. May you live to blow a thousand candles, live your life humbly so that when you die, you would be the only one laughing and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!
If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, They had eventually find me attractive!