Wake up guys

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
New Generation’s Way To Insult.. A Boy To A Rude Gal If I Ever Wanted To Commit Suicide.. I Will Jump From Your Ego Level…
There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I am just happy that cows can’t fly!