Wake up guys

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
‘Not every girl has attraction in her eyes’ -but- ‘Every boy has his weakness on girls eyes’…
Love is like measles… all the worse when it comes late in life!