Bed is a theatre
Bed is a theatre… Dream is a movie… God is the producer …. Nature is the director .. You are the hero… enjoy the night with sweet dreams… Good Night. !
Wife Running After A Garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Go to bed Off the lights
G-o to bed O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always.
Suggestion to all girls
Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!
God Does The New One Work Now
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?