A girl was sitting on a park bench.
Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
Go to bed with a dream, wake up with a purpose. Sweet Dreams! Good Night!
Shining Like A Diamond, Rolling With The Dice, Standing On The Ledge, I will Show The Wind How To Fly. When The World Gets In My Face, I Say, Have A Nice Day. Have A Nice Day-ay-ay
Life is a circle of happiness, sadness, hard times and good times. If you are going through hard times, have faith that good times are on the way. Hava a Good Day!
Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move… and you are married!