The moment I first saw
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
Beauty of a strong relation
When relationship is weak, simple words like Thank you, Sorry, Welcomes, Good Bye, No Problem and make a big difference. But when relationships are strong Shut up, Get lost, Nonsense, Idiot or even Go to hell; will not have any impact. That’s the beauty of a strong relation!
A girl was sitting on a park
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
A man in Hell asked
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Lecture in Maths class
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
A tactic is the ability to tell
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!