The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
When relationship is weak, simple words like Thank you, Sorry, Welcomes, Good Bye, No Problem and make a big difference. But when relationships are strong Shut up, Get lost, Nonsense, Idiot or even Go to hell; will not have any impact. That’s the beauty of a strong relation!
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
A tactic is the ability to tell your wife to go to hell in such a way that she looks forward to the trip!